Oto: So….Base, Why are we here?
Base: What you mean, ‘Why are we here? Isn’t it obvious?
Oto: Um…nope, I was hoping you’d fill me in
Base: We are not here because we are free, we are here because we are NOT free.
Oto: Dude, stop jacking Agent Smith’s lines
Base: Actually I was the one who wrote that for him
Oto: Oh really?
Base: Yes really.
Oto: *narrows eyes at Base* So next you gonna tell me you are Neo.
Base: *smiles and shrugs*
Oto: *raised eyebrow*
Base: *nods* The character Neo was loosely based on my life story. As was Superman, and of course the Bible….
Oto: *rolls eyes* Whatever dude. But really, why are we here?
Base: because YOU don’t have anything to write, and so you decided to have a conversation with me on your blog and pass that off as a post. I see you. Hack!
Oto: Ouch dude, Its just a momentary block. I’m waiting on my awesomness to kick in.
Base: *Kicks Oto*
Oto: Ouch dude, what the hell was that for?!
Base: I am your awesomness…